I went shopping to Kohl’s one day last week. I needed some jeans that fit me a little more comfortably. While I can squeeze into several pairs of my pre-pregnancy jeans, they are a little tight. While my husband thinks I have a nice ass, I don’t like to accentuate it by wearing painted on jeans. Ladies, (and gentlemen?) I had to buy a size 5. Before, I wore a 1 or 3. So, I’m 12 pounds heavier right now, mostly in my nice ass, LOL, and really I am totally okay with that. What bothers me most is that I may have to buy more jeans when my others are perfectly fine, just a little small now. Mostly I’m upset about my jeans I bought in NYC last year. I can’t wear them. They have meaning. Dude, I was in NYC!
So, I have a question. While my booty did get a little more jiggly, my hips are what seems to be the problem. Ya know, I guess they ’spread’ to have a baby. DO THEY GO BACK? Like I said, I don’t mind the extra junk in the trunk and thighs, cuz, well, it probably did me some good to gain a little weight. I know it’s only been 4 weeks, but I do plan on sit-ups and running up and down my stairs in my house to get rid of the little belly bump.

Back to the title. While I was shopping, I realized I shop strictly in the Juniors section. At 27, am I too old. The Misses dept. seems to have clothes that are too, well, I don’t know, not young. But when do you stop shopping in the Junior’s dept. I did before because that’s the only clothes that I could find to fit. With my new found hips, I might can wear some Misses stuff, or even the Petite stuff since I’m kinda short.

This got me thinking.

When are you too old to:

• Eat Fruit Loops and Cap’n Crunch (not only for breakfast but for any meal)
• Eat chocolate pudding in the snack pack
• Eat popsicles (cuz you know I love me some popsicles)
• Call your momma when your sick
• Wear pick fuzzy slippers (no, I’m not wearing them now…wink, wink)
• Get middle school silly with your best friend
• I do know that I am too old to be reading Cosmo magazine (you almost have to be a college slut to read that magazine)-sorry, hope I didn’t offend anyone.

That’s all I can think of right now. Anybody else have anything you do that you question whether or not you are too old?